I just entered, so sorry for the "excavation"...
1. The singular boring question: What is your name?:
Sérgio Neves
2. If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?:
I got my father's name, so I guess I would be Isabel (my mother's...)
3. How easy is it to make you laugh?
I'm already laughing before you make me...
4. Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?:
Only permanently:oops:
5. Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?:
Only when nobody's watching or when I'm drunk...
6. What song(s) are constantly in your head?
Always the last I've heard...
7. Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?:
Yeah, of course, but there are some exceptions...
8. When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?:
While eating, taste, after eating... comes sorrow...:mrgreen:
9. If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?:
Don't know, but please, don't tell me...:wink2:
10. Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?:
Only when I think about the suffering the poor animals went through!
11. Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?:
I had many problems talking through IM's AND telephone, because people can't see emotions and behaviours, so a great deal of communication is lost
12. Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?:
No, never! I love the other gender too much...
13. Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?:
Only Angelina Jolie, she's such a great actress...:man_in_love: :mrgreen:
14. Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?:
Well, people always say I AM a celebrity...:mrgreen:
15. Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?:
Unfortunately not...:cry2:
16. What song makes/made you cry?:
Here I go again - Whitesnake...
Part 2
*PERSONAL DETAILS
What's your star sign?
Leo
How many siblings?
Unfortunately none... 
How many pets?
3 Persian Cats
Obsessions?
Volleyball, of course. Everything I do must be perfect (volleyball side efect)
Bad habits?
Sweets counts?
Phobias?
Elevators...
*ABOUT YOU
What was the last book you read?
The story of my experiments with truth, Mohandas K. Gandhi
What was the last thing you ate?
Bread with butter!!!
What was the last thing you drank?
A glass of milk. I drink a lot of milk...
What's the first thing you think about when you wake up?
Depends on the hours... Before 10 a.m. I think about God... (I always say: Ohhhh my Gooooood!!!)
Have you ever been in love?
Sure
Do you believe in the after-life?
No, I don't believe, I'm certain of it since I was 4 y.o. ...
Who is your hero?
Sorry, no heros
*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...
Lied?
I'm a man of principles, i don't lie!
Got drunk?
Many, many years ago. Please, refer to the last answer...
Read a newspaper?
With internet, I don't read newspapers
Read your horoscope?
I don't read that.
Smiled at someone?
I have to make a huge effort not to smile
Said, 'I love you'?
Some time ago I decided not to use those words again in case I'm not entirely uncapable to stop my my mouth...
*THE OPPOSITE SEX
What is a turn on?
Tall, slender women, long hair, green/blue eyes, intelligence, culture
What is a turn off?
Ignorance, incompetence, lack of intelligence
What physical feature are you attracted to the most?
Long hair